Dear Universe,
Fuck. You. 
Seriously is it REALLY necessary to fuck with me every chance you get? I mean isn’t once a year good enough for you? Honestly you’ve moved past just throwing shit at me to chucking them at me. And not just in the bread basket, but at my HEAD! Which if I’m going to amuse you I kinda need that. I’m not a chicken the head goes and I just run around. The head goes and that’s it, shows over, go home. And I seem to amuse you a great deal, because well lets not lie any longer, your constantly fucking with me- and not in the good way -so you must be enjoying something to be wasting so much time on me.
I mean hey I’m all for having an interesting life- woo hoo -but a nice little break would not go unmissed nor ungratified. So lets stop fucking with me, eh? Because honestly if we keep this up you’ll be getting a Gucci heel right up your black hole of an ass! And that will make Jamie cry and we all know it’s not nice to make the retards cry.
So stop FUCKING with me!
Please and thank you!
xoxo
Tatiana
PS: Can you PLEASE stop with the low key signs!?
I mean you know me! You know I don’t pick up on that shit till AFTER when it’s basically written out for me! And even then it takes me a while… So my 18 year old cousin is marring an Airforce guy, my ex-db who’s Army comes back into my life, and my dad (not knowing about the Ex thing) randomly says ‘do you want me to find you a NAVY husband?’ Are all these signs? Like even though I think I’d be a good MSO I really won’t be and you’re trying to stop me or something? Or am I just pulling this out of my ass? Really it’s alright to e-mail me your answer my e-mail is ‘ wildfire1423@gmail.com ‘ you might wanna make sure that you put ‘Answer to Blog’ in the subject other wise I might accidentally delete it.
I mean you know me! You know I don’t pick up on that shit till AFTER when it’s basically written out for me! And even then it takes me a while… So my 18 year old cousin is marring an Airforce guy, my ex-db who’s Army comes back into my life, and my dad (not knowing about the Ex thing) randomly says ‘do you want me to find you a NAVY husband?’ Are all these signs? Like even though I think I’d be a good MSO I really won’t be and you’re trying to stop me or something? Or am I just pulling this out of my ass? Really it’s alright to e-mail me your answer my e-mail is ‘ wildfire1423@gmail.com ‘ you might wanna make sure that you put ‘Answer to Blog’ in the subject other wise I might accidentally delete it.But really you should make up little snippets of what the fuck is going to happen each month for me, ya’ know give me a little heads up and all that great stuff like that. Because it really won’t hurt my feels if you UNDER estimate me by all means! Please feel free to, I won’t be grudge you in the least- well I hope I won’t -but either way you don’t have to test me so much I apreatiate trying to make me stronger for the real world and everything, but the only kinds of tests Black River/ Holland High and West Ottawa ever taught me to be good at were the kind with multiple choices and little bubbles to fill in. All others I FAIL! I’m talking EPIC FAIL here not just wittle fail no we’re talking life fucking EPIC FAILS here. So yeah… um I think I’m done now… yeah thanks laters.
Don’t for get to e-mail me back about those “signs” thanks.
1 comment:
Umm wow.. and I'm not a retard lol for the most part. I say stop trying to look into everything. Just let them basically smack you in the head.
P.s. My cat(Emma) has the hiccups...
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